i definitely do not deserve free money….
people say you only miss out on the opportunities you fail to take, so i’m posting this audacious request.
honestly, there is no reason why i deserve your money. i am unable to explain why you should give me anything, as you could do much smarter things with your money.
i enjoy playing music, exercising, going to the gun range and getting high.
if its between $10,000 and $100,000 i will use your money as a down payment on a mortgage for a home for myself, then on a piano, and then whatever is leftover at the gun range and on drugs. if its more ill probably invest it, buy a house cash, or use it as capital for the construction business im starting.
i will deny any debt incurred from accepting your money, and will remain free of obligation to return it or perform anything in exchange for it.
it has to be at least $500 though because anything less is useless to me and not worth the time it would take to thank you and transfer it into my bank account.
you could find much better ways to spend your money honestly, so i would prefer that only people with inexhaustible resources or those without much time left on this earth give me anything.
it will be appreciated as im not an ungrateful person, however i will most definitely be unable to pay you back or provide anything other than a thank you for the money.
again, you could definitely find more intelligent or productive uses for your money, so please have an exorbitant amount of it or be on the verge of death if your going to give me anything.
thank you for even entertaining this idea and reading this far.
my cashapp is $elfrighteousnickname paypal.me/nff828