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THE JOE MAMA’S HOUSE MOVEMENT
As Legend Has It, A Local Woman, Known As Joe Mama, Is Said To Possibly Be The Greatest Yet Unknown Muse In Entertainment History.
Joe Mama Sophat, most commonly referred to as just Joe Mama is the youngest of 31 children (and the only girl) born and raised in Possum Holler.
Being the baby, in a family that large, made getting her two-cents in hard, This may be why many cant really understand her at times. Her thick back-hills accent and interesting sayings have often been misunderstood yet those misunderstandings may have paved way for huge radio hits like Blue Suede Shoes, That’s what friends are for, We are the world, etc.
As an ambassador of concessions, her many trips to conventions have given her opportunity to purchase rare, cool, eclectic, interesting and useful items (aka she is addicted to yard sales).
She now has opened up her home as a flea market and has those items up for sale. From Apparel To Jewelry To Automotive Parts, Local Artist Art, Repurposed Furniture And Collectables, Etc.
They say if she aint got it yall don’t need it!
Joe Mama’s house is what is referred to as a Unique Boutique located in the entertainment destination known as Branson, Missouri. This secondhand store offers Antiques, Flea Finds and Original Designs. Unlike any thrift store you have probably ever been to, Joe Mama’s offers a high scale look with incredibly low pricing. She is able to offer a little bit of something for everyone.
This store is more than just a place to shop, it is an experience!
While in the store every customer is hopefully entertained and educated.
Different items thru the store have interesting trivia cards to help each person better understand its value or uniqueness.
While shopping, the story of Joe Mama plays overhead, to help ensure everyone walks out of the store feeling like they know enough about her to recommend this store and experience.
Joe Mama’s LLC d.b.a. Joe Mama’s House has been presented with an opportunity to go BIGGER without a huge risk. Next month the opportunity to no longer lease the space we are in, but, lease to own this and the property to the rear.
In order to make this and other things that would benefit the bottom line, Joe Mama’s needs HELP.
Joe Mama’s needs money.
They need financial help to purchase :
VENDOR TINY BUILDINGS (1-4 to start)
A DELIVERY TRUCK,
A POS SYSTEM (with inventory management),
ADVERTISING (for the radio, the Vacation Channel, a Billboard & Newspapers),
MARKETING MATERIALS (business cards, flyers, post cards, t-shirts, hats, vehicle magnets, etc.)
JOE MAMA’S IS ALSO LOOKING TO HIRE:
A DELIVERY DRIVER/ SIGN & FURNITURE MAKER,
A KEY-HOLDER &
AN ONLINE POSTING & SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER that will also keep the online direct ship and store up-to-date with items for sale and make sure any sold from the store are shipped.
UNFORTUNATELY JOE MAMA’S INVESTOR …
“WAS LAST SCENE WITH A GANG OF GOPHERS HUNTING SASQUATCH”
and has yet to return –( begging the question” DO YOU THINK BIG FOOT BELIEVES IN HIMSELF?”)
Since the business is considered a new start-up – finding a bank loan has been problematic.
JOE MAMA’s was advised to do a crowdfunding campaign to raise the essential funds.
SO, HERE is the LONG Term goal:
To operate several “tiny cabins” as Air BnB’s on the back part of the property and have several “tiny cabins” near the front by the store for vendors to rent.
The vendor buildings should offer an additional $2500 per month in profits plus the percentages of vendor sales.
With the outrageous success and interest in tiny houses, the Air BnB’s should garner an additional $70,000.00 profit annually.
In the short term, Joe Mama’s would like to raise a minimum of $30,000 for the advertising, delivery truck, POS system and initial new employee payroll.
Ideally an additional $20,000 would get the outside vendor spaces ready and a couple of Air BnB tiny houses ready to go as well.
We are looking for donations. Each donor will be entered to win a spin on the wheel of steel – offering items out of every section of the store. Lender could win collectables, antiques, art, furniture, jewelry, etc.
We encourage you to watch the Joe Mama V-8-1 special “Behind the Muse” located on the Joe Mama site www.MOJoeMamas.com in the about section.
After viewing this special, we hope you begin to ponder the amount you wuld like to donate to this cause.
Donations can be made to $JoeMamasLLC on cashapp or via paypal at paypal.me/mojoemamas
As you ponder, here are a few items you may not know about this unknown and confusing muse.
Things you maybe didn’t know about Joe Mama,
Joe Mama thinks “The Hunger Games” is an eating competition,
If you ask Joe Mama about Facebook, she will tell you it can be found in the fiction section at the library,
Joe Mama was addicted to the Holey Pokey then, she turned herself around.
Joe Mama puts lipstick on her forehead in order to make-up her mind,
Joe Mama thought you need a prescription from an eye dr. to get an iPhone,
Joe Mama Thinks That Only People With Hairy Teeth… Brush Them
Joe Mama wears a bathing suit to play pool,
Joe Mama was kicked out of the courthouse once because she yelled out “A burger and fries” when she heard “Order in the court”
Joe Mama tripped over a cordless phone,
Joe Mama keeps a ruler under her pillow to tell how long she has slept
DO you know something interesting about Joe Mama? Go to our Facebook page and let us know what you have heard. www.facebook.com/mojoemamas
For an even deeper dive into JOE MAMA’s LLC, WE have our Business Plan available by request to JoeMamasllc@gmail.com.
JOE MAMA would like to
Thank you all in ADVANCE,
Encourage you to share this to potential other investors
Plans to make you extremely proud to know you are investing in something super cool.
In her words, “Grab your badger by the hemorrhoids’ and take the freight train down the dirt road like a duck on a June bug.
Any questions can be directed to Tasha at JoeMamasllc@gmail.com
Facts From our fans:
1. You will sometimes find Joe Mama staring at juice containers that say “concentrate” – Bill
2. Joe Mama thinks that a Quarterback is a refund. – Mark
3. Joe Mama likes to photograph catfish, trout, and salmon in different clothing. Because she likes shooting fish in apparel. – Adam
4. Joe Mama told the kids at the museum that mummies listen to? Wrap music.- Yvonne
5. Joe Mama thinks that a bear with no teeth is a gummy bear. – Betty
6. Joe Mama thinks a cell phone is what prisoners use to call each other. – Jon
7. Joe Mama was once fired from her job at the calendar factory. She took a couple days off! – Geri
8. When Joe Mama heard a bartender say “drinks are on the house” she ran and grabbed a ladder. – Milton
9. It takes Joe Mama an hour to cook minute rice – Jerry
10. Joe Mama sleeps on a 3-season bed, cuz it has no Spring. – Kim
11. When the dentist asked Joe Mama, “What’s red and bad for your teeth”? She yelled, A brick. – Ruthie
12. Joe Mama says, “There are three types of people in the world. Those of us who are good at math and those of us who aren’t”. – Kenny
13. Joe Mamasaid that Yoda’s last name is LayHeeWho – Yodalayheehoo – Dom
Pick a number and vote for your favorite on our facebook.com/MOJoeMamas page